Software Engineer
kerja, kerja, yuk bekerja
Kerja, kerja, kerja! Pokoknya kerja. Salah dikit? Sasaran empuk program P. Archived forever. First date impression aja kalah longevity sama satu mistake di performance review
Tiap hari kerja, gaspoool. Tanggalkan WLB mu, lipat lengan baju, jaga lilin 24/7 soalnya inquries bisa datang dari mana aja
Wajib valuemaxxing dan aura +99999999 di kantor, meskipun standar grinding memang kadang beda-beda di tiap level
Social life? Not aligned with current business priorities. Everyone’s busy protecting their own KPI, sampai tanpa sadar ada yang ikut jadi seserahan ke corporate deity
Pros•Above average combpen
•maksi, shuttle, spending points
Cons•wajib 101% perfect, kalau 100.99% aja dpt free spotlight
•Board moves so unpredictably, even roadmap gets jumpscared
•Increment minim, inflasi rupiah msh lebih cepet laju naiknya
Aug 24